10 Things He's Thinking When You're Naked

Webcam
That webcam didn’t begin to do her justice.
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Only one beer
Only one beer? Check. Ate the Altoids? Check. Pre-date safety orgasm? Check.
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Baggy shirt
Please don’t put on the baggy T-shirt!
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Duuude
Duuuuuude!
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Nipple
Interesting. Another nipple shape for my mental collection.
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Tattoo
Who is Mike? And what is his name doing there?
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Hmm…have I ever washed these sheets?
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Fake
I kinda don’t care if they’re fake.
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Focus on her eyes
Focus on her eyes, focus on her eyes, focus on her…oh, forget it.
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Suck in
Suck in my gut, suck in my gut, suck in my…oh, forget it.

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